Wow, this stinks!

So, my family home was destroyed by a tornado. We all hid in the basement and all my mom did was run around and look for my brother, Basil. I was so scared that I peed on the floor. And I don't even know where Phiona was. Maybe with the Cordells? I swear she wants to be one of them instead of a Pauly. Soon she will realize that Paulys rule!!!!