I want to go for a walk

Wah! I'm so bored in this house! Why won't these people take me for a walk? Could it be that it's been 10 degrees below zero for the past consecutive three weeks or do they just hate exercise????

Christmas in Morton

It's weird being here at Christmas. I want to go home and run around my own yard so badly. At the same time, it's pretty fabulous being ANYWHERE with my family. I love those girls so much! Phiona and Francesca got waaaaayyyyyy too many presents, in my opinion. But what do I know? I'm a dog. I may just be jealous that I didn't get an iPad for Christmas. But I admit nothing. Merry Christmas, everyone! I'm hoping we're all back home in our new house for next Christmas.

New house, fresh start

Guess what? We got a different house. I'm not entirely thrilled about it because Grandma and Grandpa's house was awesome. But here we are. At least there's a fence and I can run around the yard with Basil instead of being tied up to a little post in the ground.

The girls are already watching that ridiculous show about a blogging dog and the furniture hasn't even been all unpacked yet. Are you kidding me? Why do they like that dog so much? I really don't feel appreciated at all. I"m sooooooooo much more interesting than that dog!!!!

I got your "dog with a bog" right here!!!!

So my family, which consists of several people, but most importantly two girls... they watch this stupid show about a dog who writes a blog. Oh. My. Glob. It is so dumb. Seriously, this dog has nothing to write about of any substance whatsoever. I mean, did that dog lose its home in a tornado? Does that dog have a flipping Martha Stewart collar? I think not. This dog has myriad topics on which to hold forth at length. Why does nobody appreciate Tally Pauly, dog with a "bog?" And when I say bog, I mean the mud pit where our house used to be. But do not get me started. That's a topic for another day.
Leash out
Tally

Grandma's house = awesome!

Okay, so I was super bummed to lose our house, but guess what???
Grandma's house is super awesome! She has this other dog they call Sergio. And Sergio is super scared of me and totally just hides under the table when I'm around so I get the total run of the place. And Basil thinks it's awesome too! Also? Grandma and Grandpa have TREATS!!!! We NEVER get treats at home. I hope it's not cause my parents think I'm a bad dog...

Wow, this stinks!

So, my family home was destroyed by a tornado. We all hid in the basement and all my mom did was run around and look for my brother, Basil. I was so scared that I peed on the floor. And I don't even know where Phiona was. Maybe with the Cordells? I swear she wants to be one of them instead of a Pauly. Soon she will realize that Paulys rule!!!!