Revenge!

Sometimes it seems like I just get ignored around here. It's not like I don't try to get peoples attention, but they just sit there looking into their iPads, phones and laptops. When they are not doing that, they are watching some tv show. a lot of "SpongeBarb" or something.

To get even, I think when they all are not looking, I am going to start dragging their stuff off to hide, then chew up. Maybe after some of these pony figures have lost a few heads someone will pay attention to me.

Cheers.

Need a walk like you wouldn't believe

I'm telling you, I almost can't stand it. I need to get out of here and go for a walk! I also have to pee.

Bad camera!

I need to see if I can get my hands on a better quality camera. This sneaking around and using other peoples devices really stinks. The picture quality isn't great either. Here's a snapshot I took on the fly of Phiona and Francesca (Francesca almost saw what I was doing.) As you can see, the quality isn't great.

Self portrait

Winter, go away!!! I have decided that in conjunction with this awful weather and my free time (when the family is away) during the day, I am going to take up a few hobbies. Here is my attempt at a self portrait.

Photography has long been something of a passion for me, but I am only able to snap away when I can get my paws on a random phone, camera or iPad, as I don't own one myself.

Any thoughts on other hobbies I should try out? Let me know in the comments. Maybe I'll throw a survey up on surveymonkey.com and let you, my faithful readers decide how I should spend my extra time.

I could use some suggestions. Kind of tired of trying on Phiona and Francesca's clothes when they aren't here.

I want to go for a walk

Wah! I'm so bored in this house! Why won't these people take me for a walk? Could it be that it's been 10 degrees below zero for the past consecutive three weeks or do they just hate exercise????

Christmas in Morton

It's weird being here at Christmas. I want to go home and run around my own yard so badly. At the same time, it's pretty fabulous being ANYWHERE with my family. I love those girls so much! Phiona and Francesca got waaaaayyyyyy too many presents, in my opinion. But what do I know? I'm a dog. I may just be jealous that I didn't get an iPad for Christmas. But I admit nothing. Merry Christmas, everyone! I'm hoping we're all back home in our new house for next Christmas.

New house, fresh start

Guess what? We got a different house. I'm not entirely thrilled about it because Grandma and Grandpa's house was awesome. But here we are. At least there's a fence and I can run around the yard with Basil instead of being tied up to a little post in the ground.

The girls are already watching that ridiculous show about a blogging dog and the furniture hasn't even been all unpacked yet. Are you kidding me? Why do they like that dog so much? I really don't feel appreciated at all. I"m sooooooooo much more interesting than that dog!!!!